Thursday, November 01, 2012

A "Child Of The Future" Responds?????

So, like many bloggers I recently posted the funny Pro Obama video, "The Children Of The Future". The original post is Here.

The following is the only comment left was from "A Child Of The Future". Honest to God, it reads like this:

              "AnonymousA Child of the Future said..."

"I am one of the children in the video. We were not tricked or bribed into filming, nor did we have the task forced upon us by adults. I participated willingly when I got an invitation and was fully aware of what I was doing. It was a wonderful experience with witty lyrics and a powerful message to the world. So please don't assume we were used or manipulated, and please stop with all the "child abuse" comments. I was more than happy to make a mark in the political world, because now I know I can make a difference in it, even without the ability to vote."

A few observations:

First, what a remarkably verbose "child". I am so impressed. A splendid sentence structure and solid use of vocabulary. I congratulate you. Really. Such a young one speaking with such clarity and responding point by point to each of my criticisms.

The point by point rebuttal is all the more intriguing because none are relevant. I never suggested they were "tricked" or "bribed" or that they were "forced". And that "Child Abuse" line. Hmmmm.

Wow, not only is the "Child Of The Future" an articulate commentator, but they clearly have the capacity to read minds as they are capable of drawing seemingly incomprehensible conclusions. They clearly are destined to be a student at Professor Xavier's School For Gifted Children. Ahhh, the future indeed is so bright. It sure is good to know they can still make a difference even though they are too young to vote.



Here is the video again, followed by the actual lyrics

Imagine an America
Where strip mines are fun and free
Where gays can be fixed
And sick people just die
And oil fills the sea

We don’t have to pay for freeways!
Our schools are good enough
Give us endless wars
On foreign shores
And lots of Chinese stuff

We’re the children of the future
American through and through
But something happened to our country
And we’re kinda blaming you

We haven’t killed all the polar bears
But it’s not for lack of trying
The Earth is cracked
Big Bird is sacked
And the atmosphere is frying

Congress went home early
They did their best we know
You can’t cut spending
With elections pending
Unless it’s welfare dough

We’re the children of the future
American through and through
But something happened to our country
And we’re kinda blaming you

Find a park that is still open
And take a breath of poison air
They foreclosed your place
To build a weapon in space
But you can write off your au pair

It’s a little awkward to tell you
But you left us holding the bag
When we look around
The place is all dumbed down
And the long term’s kind of a drag

We’re the children of the future
American through and through
But something happened to our country
And yeah, we’re blaming you

You did your best
You failed the test

Mom and Dad
We’re blaming you!


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