OBSERVATION

If I am ever so blessed to be a father, I think my first born will be named "Global Warming".
Why?
Firstly, it's gender neutral
Secondly, you can blame everything on global warming. If it rains,snows,sleets,hails or breaks anything in the house, you can point the finger at them & no one ever questions you.
It's foolproof, I tell you, FOOLPROOF!!!!!!!!!!