Friday, August 28, 2009

NFL PREVIEW

Chicago Bears

Dusty Dvorcek just went down for the season. A real blow to the DL. Of course, the real story in Chicago is Jay Cutler. Jay Cutler has the arm, but teams need a QB with a head and Cutler looks and acts like the most famous fictional inhabitant of Sleepy Hollow. If the QB job doesn't work out, he would make a great spokesman for Tampax as well. Better yet, he could market his own Jay Cutler brand tampons. They won't stop the bleeding, but they are guaranteed to make you forget you were the first quarterback in NFL history to blow a three game lead with just three weeks to play.

But enough fun at Cutler's expense. The Bears have a fine, but not great OL and a solid back in Matt Forte. Cutler might have moaned about Denver, but they had a great offensive line and real weapons at WR. No such luck in Chicago. He won't get as much protection and not much help at WR in Chicago. If the Bears can convince him not to force plays, the Bears are dangerous. That's how Kyle Orton won & they can win if Cutler follows suit. I'm not counting on it. I'm betting the wussy will sooner rather than later start throwing guys under the bus. Like Devin Hester?

Somewhere between 7 & 9 wins. No better. Besides, I think they get the injury bug like they always do.

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